


How to hypnotize a lizard

THIS IS NOT A TEST is now on Spotify

What could possibly go wrong?

You can make a statement, but keep it brief

Walk through Paisley Park, and keep on movin’

A Trip to Bukowski’s House

A restless wind inside a letter box

If I had a hammer

Everywhere is war

Memoirs, overturned food carts and new stereo gear

Twin Peaks and David Lynch, Non-album B-sides, Orange Is the New Black and Kathy Griffin

A hot night with PJ Harvey

TV extravaganza: 46 reviews in 50 minutes!

Operators are standing by

I live here in Kill City, where the Snapchat meets the sea

Please make it a session, not another version

This protest is brought to you by American Express

Essential Bukowski – and a few non-essentials just for the hell of it

The death of the truth

My DNA can beat up your DNA (depending on the phase of the moon)

A hot night with Cat Stevens

The light bulb over your head, The Beatles, and Love Trumps Hate

Unhinged late summer miscellany

A hot night with Bunny Wailer

It’s a black and white thing

Good evening St. Louis!

Happiness is a warm gun

I wish I knew how to be happy about a three day weekend

Trying to describe my job, also, TMZ and celebrity tabloid trash culture

Prince was not a genius. Or was he?

I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray

Why kids hate poetry and why you probably hate it too

KISS, cassette tapes and the last time I mention Bernie Sanders

A cashless society: believe it or not!
